A Guide to the Slang That I've Invented
Here we go
Today, we’ll just cover the basics of Paula-nese. First, we have —
#1 —The dirty
Translation — The dirty laundry
Used in a sentence — “I’m doing the dirty!”
#2 — Love is Basic
Translation — The TV Show “Love is Blind”
#3 — Ms. Gurl
Translation — My daughter, whenever she’s being fussy.
Used in a sentence — Ms. Gurl, stop that!
#4 — The Stupid Olympics
Translation — The GOP Primaries.
Used in a sentence — “Another guy from the Stupid Olympics got caught with a Grindr account.”
#5 — Google it
Translation — I’m right
#6 — Elevator Music
Translation — Any song my husband is listening to.
#7 — Don’t worry, I gotchu
Translation — I don’t gotchu. I’ll forget your request AND this entire conversation in approximately fifteen minutes.
#8 — Cringefluencers
Translation — those influencers who dance a little too close to the camera. Extra points if they do that weird thing with their tongue.
“That cringefluencer just started an OnlyFans.”
#9 — Mana From Heaven
Translation — The sharpest cheddar cheese known to man.
“I’m about to eat an entire block of Mana.”
Godspeed Everyone. Happy Wednesday.
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